Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Huskies games anymore?
A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing. Q: Why did the Washington State Cougars football team cross the road? One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. A: Put them couars a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: Why did the Washington regents decide to cover Husky Stadium in cardboard?
A: They both get smoked in bowls! Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Washington?
Q: What do you call an Washington State football player with a championship ring? Q: Did you hear that 9 out of 10 coeds are good looking? What we do is go in and remove half your brain. A: He turns off the PlayStation. A: Go north until you smell shit and east needd you step in it.
Q: What will you never hear a Central Washington grad say? Q: What does it say on the back of every Central Washington diploma? A: "We can't beat Oregon. When you wake up, you will be an WSU Cougars fan. Q: How does a dumb blonde get into college? A: None. A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up. Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Washington State University?
Q: How do you get a man in Washington to do sit-ups? A: They stick to the ground.
A: The Crime Rate! Q: Why do the Washington Huskies eat cereal straight from the box?
Please wear masks and stay socially distanced on water or land. Q: How is a Tacoma girl different from a bowling ball? Q: What are the best four years of an Washington State Cougars life?
The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. A: Boss!
A: Because the Huskies always look better on paper. Q: Cougads many Washington State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: A thief! A: Toes Go In First!
An undergraduate degree. Q: How do you make University of Washington cookies? Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Central Washington University campus?
Lava lamps don't burn out man! A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside.
A: Dress her in Oregon Yellow and Green! Q: What do they call students who go to Washington State?
A: None, it's a sophomore course. Q: What do the University of Washington and pot have in common?
A: Get more cement. Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Washington's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? Q: Why do Central Washington fans smell so bad? A: She applies to Eastern Washington. A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. Q: What's the one thing that keeps Huskies basketball players from graduating?